when you stroke your cock so hard that the tip gets sore and bleeds down the shaft of the penis and soaks your pubic hair
Person 1: Dude! I just got a dickinshmurf!
Person 2: holy shit dude, you must be shooting blanks at this point
Person 1: Yea, my dick hair is soaked with blood
Person 2: holy shit dude, you must be shooting blanks at this point
Person 1: Yea, my dick hair is soaked with blood
by tinglytiptoucher December 7, 2024
Get the dickinshmurfmug.