dickinshmurf

when you stroke your cock so hard that the tip gets sore and bleeds down the shaft of the penis and soaks your pubic hair
Person 1: Dude! I just got a dickinshmurf!

Person 2: holy shit dude, you must be shooting blanks at this point

Person 1: Yea, my dick hair is soaked with blood
by tinglytiptoucher December 08, 2024
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