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dingleshmorf 

troll boy. spits in peoples eyes and mouth.
oh my god its dingleshmorf! cover your facial holes!

Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer 

A gangster gnome. I mean you DO NOT wanna mess with this gnome. He's a badass who would demolish ur jaw, steal your wife, and drive away in his Corvette. He wears leather jackets and has tattoos all over his body. Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer does not take any shit from anyone.

(Pardon any errors i was high while writing this)
"Wow did you see Jimothy? He's a real Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer!"
"For real. He's a badass."