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Ventriloquist Discharge
Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.
Ventriloquist Discharge by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011
unauthorised discharge
During relations with your partner, as you approach the cresendo and with no prior warning or permission , you boldly unleash your man seed with reckless abandon in all the wrong places
unauthorised discharge by Astronaut Jim June 1, 2016
cheesy discharge
Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!
cheesy discharge by fucwad March 16, 2004
Vaginal Discharge
Vaginal Discharge by (◉ᴥ◉) July 27, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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