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The never ending pile of dishes in a single guy or girl's sink.

The food particles left on dishes, even after being cleaned in a dishwasher.
Warren would like to go to the party tonight, but he has dissues to take care of.
dissues by constantineone December 30, 2014
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dimsexual 

When someone is straight but has very low sexual desire and is not attracted to many people; not quite asexual.
Person One: I'm not asexual but I am not attracted to many people."

Person Two: " Maybe you are dimsexual"
dimsexual by By Gabriella May 20, 2016
A super deep issue; an excuse to your boss's so you don't have to explain yourself, as to why your not coming in. Like a personal issue but deeper!!
I can't come into work I am having a dissue!
Dissue by Whatitis August 20, 2013
When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.
Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.
Dissues by Calymonkey July 22, 2016

Dimsexual 

A sexuality in which an individual only has sexual feelings towards Dimitris Pantelidis, a sexy Greek swimmer.
-Isn't this guy cute?
-I wouldn't know, I am Dimsexual.
Dimsexual by Maria_Palami January 9, 2021

dimuephor 

When you are drunk and try to use a metaphor but fuck it up because you're dim
When I said you were as pretty as a hyena it was a dimuephor, I was sloshed and think hyenas are cute
dimuephor by Void Mechanism February 22, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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