when you don't care what that person is saying and you say do it look like i give a fuck (dilligaf) and then do it look like i give a fuck that i don't(dilligaftid)
A term used to describe someone, who having left the protection of a group of their own accord, then wishes to return to the group, only to be be rejected (and ridiculed for their stupidity).
If you leave America to live in China, and then decide you don't like Chinese food, but America won't let you return to live there, you are, without doubt, a 'Dilligaf'
Bob: 'John wants to come with us to the Pub'
Bill: 'Hasn't John got a Man-Bag?'
Bob: 'Yes'
bill: 'Then he can get royally Dilligaffed!'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.