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DILLIGAFITWRN 

meaning DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE ANY FUCK IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW? :)
joeseezee: im cool

barbra: DILLIGAFITWRN

joeseezee: okie ;c
DILLIGAFITWRN by joe has a mama June 23, 2020

Dilligaffed 

A term used to describe someone, who having left the protection of a group of their own accord, then wishes to return to the group, only to be be rejected (and ridiculed for their stupidity).

If you leave America to live in China, and then decide you don't like Chinese food, but America won't let you return to live there, you are, without doubt, a 'Dilligaf'
Bob: 'John wants to come with us to the Pub'
Bill: 'Hasn't John got a Man-Bag?'
Bob: 'Yes'
bill: 'Then he can get royally Dilligaffed!'
Dilligaffed by RedFaction October 6, 2011

DILLIGAFing 

The act of not caring at all or completely ignoring someone else and what they are doing or saying. Comes from DILLIGAF.
That guy was totally dilligafing when the French guy who spoke bad english was trying to ask for directions.
DILLIGAFing by klaims he's right October 17, 2008

dilligafed 

Being that 1 step past intoxicated but you dont wanna say youre entirely shit faced drunk to your boss in the morning.
friend: you must of been hammered last night.

Me: Hammered doesnt even begin to cover it, I was fuckin dilligafed!!!
dilligafed by demented24 May 13, 2018

Dilligaffed 

Beating a team that was up 19 in the last inning.
Looks like they got Dilligaffed
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