Dilligaffed 

A term used to describe someone, who having left the protection of a group of their own accord, then wishes to return to the group, only to be be rejected (and ridiculed for their stupidity).

If you leave America to live in China, and then decide you don't like Chinese food, but America won't let you return to live there, you are, without doubt, a 'Dilligaf'

Bob: 'John wants to come with us to the Pub'
Bill: 'Hasn't John got a Man-Bag?'
Bob: 'Yes'
bill: 'Then he can get royally Dilligaffed!'

Dilligaffed by RedFaction October 6, 2011

Dilligaffed 

Beating a team that was up 19 in the last inning.

Looks like they got Dilligaffed

Dilligaffed by The dilligaffer May 16, 2023

dilligaff 

Contraction for:
Does It Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck?

"Hey, the boss says your report is late"
"Dilligaff?"

dilligaff by mt_orab_man May 6, 2003

DILLIGAFF 

Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck?

Person A: Your sister is fat.
Person B: DILLIGAFF

DILLIGAFF by Dramafag May 4, 2008

DILLIGAFFF? 

An acronym originating during the Viet Nam War, it stands for:
Do I Look Like I Give A Fat Flying Fuck?

What you're telling me concerns me less than 0, so DILLIGAFFF?

DILLIGAFFF? by WiteZin December 9, 2010

dilligaff 

do i look like i give a flyn fuck

dilligaff by Anonymous October 1, 2003

dilligafed 

Being that 1 step past intoxicated but you dont wanna say youre entirely shit faced drunk to your boss in the morning.

friend: you must of been hammered last night.

Me: Hammered doesnt even begin to cover it, I was fuckin dilligafed!!!

dilligafed by demented24 May 13, 2018