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Being that 1 step past intoxicated but you dont wanna say youre entirely shit faced drunk to your boss in the morning.

friend: you must of been hammered last night.

Me: Hammered doesnt even begin to cover it, I was fuckin dilligafed!!!

dilligafed by demented24 May 13, 2018

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Dilligaf

Do I look Like I give a fuck.

Banker 1: Anyone know why the Dollar has dropped against the Euro today?

IT Guy: Dilligaf

Banker 1: is that like a subordinated bond problem?

Dilligaf by blackchurch December 11, 2010

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Dilligaf

Dilligaf stands for
Do I look like I give a fuck?

'You ugly'
'Dilligaf'

Dilligaf by Elephant toothpaste October 16, 2021

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DILLIGAF

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

you hurt your leg, well DILLIGAF

DILLIGAF by Vince March 3, 2004

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Dilligaf

dilligaf means do i look like i give a f***

girl1:omg i got a new hydroflask!!sksksk
girl2:bro dilligaf

Dilligaf by idontlikevscogirls19 September 15, 2019

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dilligaff

Contraction for:
Does It Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck?

"Hey, the boss says your report is late"
"Dilligaff?"

dilligaff by mt_orab_man May 6, 2003

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Dilligad

Does It Look Like I Give A Damn?

a. Person 1: I can't wait 2 go over Morina's house!

Person 2: Dilligad?

Dilligad by mimi the urban decodifyer July 4, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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