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Adj: One who shows virtues of a Dildo and a cock.

Adj: One who is a dildo and a cock at the same time.

Creating words on this site, like a dilldock.

You lieing dilldock.

dilldock by Gil Swanson October 19, 2008
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Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.

Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!
dildock by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006
Related Words

dildockery 


stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!
dildockery by brendan mc July 16, 2008

dildockery 

I cannot stand any more of your dildockery!
dildockery by brendan mc July 29, 2008
Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.
Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"
dildock by cds333 November 20, 2014
An Astoundingly stupid individual.
A combination of Dick and Pillock.
Dick is obvious. Pillock is also a word synonymous with Dick in the UK.
Colloquial term used in the Herts, Beds and Bucks three county area of the UK.
"OI WHATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING YOU DILLOCK!"
Dillock by cluckfuster June 15, 2009

Dilldick 

He a dilldick head ass nigga
Dilldick by Dwf621 January 18, 2021
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