dildorphan

an abandoned dildo or once pleasurable object that was replaced by a superior dildo or object.

I was looking for my old prom shoes deep in the attic when i opened a shoebox containing a dildorphan; my first and oh so magical.

by KevinHughes21 January 15, 2009

Edward Dildohands

A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar

That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'

by EDH007 October 21, 2010

dildophone

tha Motorola C115, it looks like a dildo and is for poor ass people whose family is 80% retarded

damn! that phone is hella ghetto, and it looks like a dildo. it is one ghetto ass dildophone!

by sippy October 25, 2006

dildohands

When a millionaire professional receiver drops a wide open pass as if born with dildos instead of hands.

There was no one around and he dropped the ball anyway. DILDOHANDS!!!

by TrickYTman December 6, 2020