dilchwagon 

the successive act of inserting an object of any number into a phallic device, such as the human penis, performed in caravan to cope with long trips. How do you think so easily people got sick on the Oregon Trail?

Fuck off, mom! When I'm eighteen I'm gonna go to monster truck shows, do AIDS, smoke so many pots and live with dad during his favorite annual dilchwagon festival!

dilchwagon by spine? September 15, 2010

dunchwagon 

a sexual position in which a one performs oral sex on a woman but without using the hand to penetrate. He simply yet with haste, bites the big bushy coochie pubes in an attempt to alternatively stimulate the clitoris

Randy A and Michael F enjoy performing the dunchwagon on all them dirty bitches. The crustier the better.

dunchwagon by darandagan December 14, 2010

dickwagon

Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day.

Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickwagon

dickwagon by Cale Middleton June 29, 2007

Dickwagon

dik-wagun -noun

1. An insult directed to a person used to describe their stupidity.

2. The descriptive terminology to identify a homosexual in a vulgar way.

1. I can't believe John stole his dads car, he's such a dickwagon!

2. He's so gay and likes so much cock in the ass, he might as well be the community dickwagon.

Dickwagon by jamiethompsonca March 17, 2010

Dickwagon

1) Any vehicle being driven by or transporting an asshole.

2) Any vehicle being operated in an irresponsible manner (i.e., road rage, no signals, driving too slow, erratically, etc.).

3) Any vehicle displaying the Union Jack.

4) Any vehicle burning large amounts of oil and generating clouds of smoke.

Jesus! That old black lady nearly got creamed by that dickwagon! I think he tried to hit her on purpose!

I can't see a goddamn thing thanks to that dickwagon! There goes the ozone layer!

Dickwagon by The Ghost of Tas the Knife May 20, 2010