Chrisser: Hey, look at Adam. He's strapped with his iphone, bluetooth, crackberry and even an extra large, visible belt buckle for effect.
Goomba: Wow, he must be digitally
proficient.
Chrisser: Actually, no, he's a digitool. He can't even send a
text message, use his
cellphone camera, or charge his bluetooth. But, he does have good taste in oversized belt buckles.