Did you hear Joe got Ligma? 

The ultimate power move. Immune to all counterattacks, including but not limited to: No U, Uno reverse card, etc.

Me: Did you hear Joe got Ligma?
Your Mom: Joe who?
Me: LIgma balls BITCH

Did you hear Joe got Ligma? by don't ask who joe is September 16, 2019

Did you hear Billy Mays Died? 

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.

Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"

Did you hear Billy Mays Died? by UrbanPhilly June 27, 2010

Did you hear the crazy thunder? 

A way to text someone to see if they’re awake and dtf. Literally translates to: “come fuck me.”

“Did you hear the crazy thunder?” “Yes, I’m on my way.”

Did you hear the crazy thunder? by Bb623866 August 19, 2020

Did you hear that Joe likes Mike? 

When someone asks who are they you respond wiht: Joe mamma likes Mike-ock

-Hey did you hear that Joe likes Mike?
-Who are they?
-Joe mamma likes Mike-ock!

Did you hear that Joe likes Mike? by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019

Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN

Chad slang for do you guys want to play Risk of rain 2? Except Mat, fuck Mat (also known as Matt).

"Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN, Yeaaaaaa!"

"please no, not again"

Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN by Davidossuprimos September 16, 2022

why did you break my heart 

typically the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a past gf or bf. when you remember all that was and could have been and then remember how they screwed it up so now you you just draw pictures of broken hearts and try not to cry when you pass them in the hall and they completely ignore you

boy/girl 1: hey that chick/dude looks exactly like (person 2's ex)!
*walk by*
boy girl 1: did you see that? they just completely ignored you!
boy/girl 2: (to ex) why did you break my heart?

why did you break my heart by erica388 October 13, 2011

have you heard what putin did yesterday? 

a sentence used for the trolling

person1: hey, have you heard what putin did yesterday?
person2: I dunno, what did he do?
person1: PUTIN DEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH HAHAHAHAHAHAH

have you heard what putin did yesterday? by nike kicks June 8, 2022