~Video Of Crane drop car on house
Commenter: Did it die??
Commenter 2: WTF?? STFU N00BZLET ZOOF SHILLING
Commenter 3: anyone want to see me strip?? go to ************.com
Commenter 4: OMFG STFUCHEESECAKE!!!!!
Commenter 5: Congradulations!!! by reading this comment you have won a free ipod touch!!! your code is 25A645B
Commenter 6: Did the ipod die??
Commenter 7: OMG STRU with the die stuff
Commenter 8: Learn to spell N00b!!!
Commenter 7: You want to fight fagcheese!!!
Commenter 8: Cole is that you????
Commenter7: DAD???? ohhh shit!!!
Commenter 8: Your grounded mo fucka!!!!
Commenter 9: Did cole die??
An excuse used to clear your status from a stupid act that you performed.
It basically comes from the idea that all events have shirts, regardless of how great the event really was.
Guy 1: I can't believe you banged her...
Guy 2: Yeah, I just did it for the shirt Gu1 1: What shirt?
Guy 2: You know, the 'I banged your mom last night' shirt...
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.