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A whole dickworth 

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.
"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

Dickworthy 

It is the noun version of a person making a "dick" move. It is used when a person does an ignorant and/or diry action. Someone who is indeed worthy of dick, but in the bad way.
Wow...that was really dickworthy.

Giving someone a balltap is pretty dickworthy.
Dickworthy by OnTheFritz13 June 27, 2009

dickporch 

the flab of fat over top of a mans dick or a womans pussy in the mans/womans pants
Earl, the obese man has a dickporch when he wears jeans or khakis
dickporch by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006

Dickposter

A person that sends a pic of someone else's dick and claim it as their own. Also known as dickpostering.
"He sent me a pic of this huge dick but I think he is a dickposter"
Dickposter by southbeach73 October 16, 2017

dickworthy 

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her
I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.
dickworthy by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

Dickparty 

Any social affair with an overabundant, yet manageable and often times still enjoyable amount of male attendees in relation to female numbers.

Note: A party may be dubbed a Dickparty prior to fully commencing, in which case the Dickratio (see Dickratio) is not relevant to the party's Dickparty status.
Dude 1: Welcome to the dickparty.
Dude 2: Thanks
Dude 3: DICKPARTY!
Dickparty by TheDaggers March 7, 2008