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Similiar to a picnic although after the peanut butter sandwiches and capri sun's, you spread out a blanket and have some hot rabid sex for several hours.
Me: Hey let's go on a picnic.
George: I do love a good picnic. But wouldn't that be kind of gay with only two guys?
Me: Not at all. I'll get some girls to come and fuck in the grass.
Ray: ALRIGHT! It's a DICKNICK!!!
Dicknic by Frenchee French March 5, 2009
Words you can keep
When you take a girl on a picnic with the intent of slinging the dick.
I took this girl on a picnic and all I packed was the "D". We had us a dicknic!
Dicknic by iamcoppo November 9, 2014
When you go on a picnic date without condoms, but you really want to have sex, so you use a sendwich wrap as protection and start having sex in nature, enjoying the snacks you brought along afterwards.
Two guys talking.
Guy 1: "Yo I had a dicknic with Mia yesterday."
Guy 2: "Wild, bro. How was it?"
Guy 1: "We had no condoms, but thankfully we brought sandwiches so it was fine. We had sex two times and ate the sendwiches after that."
Dicknic by Lucky Seaweed December 8, 2021
(n.) A social event that only incorporates guys, usually at lunch or other similar events.
Me, Carl, Bill, and Dale went to lunch yesterday. I had to leave early because it was too much of a dicknic
Dicknic by Tshipee June 1, 2011

dickpicgram 

1. (n) a photograph of, more often than not, male genitalia via direct message over social media sites such as Instagram.
DarnellAMG55 just sent me a dickpicgram but I am still at church.
dickpic Instagram instadick social media
dm direct message genitalia dick
dickpicgram by MuKangaroo March 29, 2016

dickdickout 

The assassin kills people but the dickdickout revives people like medics in video games.
dickdickout by anonymous November 6, 2020
A picnic oriented date in which the male packs expensive and/or extravagant foods as an ellaborate scheme in hopes of having sexual encounters with the guest.
Man1: Hey I heard you're sexually active with that woman from the office.

Man2: Yeah broseph, took her on a dicnic! Girls can't resist the sparkling white wine and artisan breads.

Man1: Word.
Dicnic by Maximum Schizophrenia April 23, 2009
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