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dickerations 

outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments

dickerations can include:

christmas: lights or ornaments hanging from the male member.
or
flag day: flag of your choice hanging from the love sword.
dickerations by double mint cum December 21, 2008
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dickoration 

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.
"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."
dickoration by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

dickalationship

A relationship where no feelings are involved just straight up dropping dick off everytime
This a dickalationship baby we just just fucking round
dickalationship by Dreskiigzz November 28, 2021

cake dickeration 

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!
I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!
cake dickeration by Hans Honk April 21, 2015

dickrections 

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!
dickrections by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

dickeration 

a lapel pin shaped like a penis, worn by a gay homosexual butt fag male
Lyle looked thuper thpiffy last night, and did you see his dickeration on his new suit jacket.
dickeration by largessepopper October 22, 2008

dickreation 

The activity of one boo to another boo. Providing sexual services without attachment.
"I went out with that guy just for dickreation"

"that you for providing dickreational services!"
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