dick-walking

Rising from bed in a state of semi-wakefulness realizing you have both a raging erection and a full bladder; then stumbling to the bathroom.

I woke up dick-walking last night. I didn't know if I needed a toilet or a piece of ass first.

dick-walking by maechtig October 27, 2015

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

Walking Stick Dick by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

walking around like he's got a big dick 

carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch

Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something

walking around like he's got a big dick by Ethan Boyle April 22, 2009

big dick walkin' 

Strutting around with a sense of superiority that is either earned or imagined.

John just got a raise at work and is now making 90K a year. As a result he walks around the office like he owns the place. This causes his employees to exclaim sarcastically "uh oh here comes John again watch out, big dick walkin'."

big dick walkin' by Jonan2012 February 7, 2014