dick-five-o 

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.

While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"

dick-five-o by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels 

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019