Dick-Five

When two males feel the need to express excitement, or acomploshment by instead of using their hands to form a standard High-Five they form a new sensation where they whip out each others cocks and slap them together creating the new and improved, "Dick-Five".

(At a party)

Christian: Yo man, I just whipped out my junk and and dunked it in Alex's drink. Than when he came back from the bathroom he chugged it all, it was halarious.

Chad: Dude that's so gay..Gimmie a dick-five.

Dick-Five by ramPAEge July 3, 2007

dick-five-o 

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.

While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"

dick-five-o by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels 

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

Five Dick Curve 

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

Five Dick Curve by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010

Dick high five 

When the ultimate level of Bromance is reached, the need for high fives and fist bumps are replaced with DIck High Five's. Where a group of bros mash their dicks together.

Bruh, my boy finally got his dick wet last night. This calls for copious amounts of liquor and DIck High Fives !

Dick high five by BlackyDaHo June 20, 2017

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

Five-Dick torso by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

Five Finger Dick Punch 

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

Five Finger Dick Punch by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016