Phrase coined by mscoulter: Two dorky guys who love hanging out and talking BS. Two guys who love each other that are not gay. Singular: dick buddy
Richie and Madison are dick buddies who love to get together and hang out. Also, Madison lives in NY but has a dick buddy in Colorado named Tom. Therefore, Tom is Madison's Colorado dick buddy, and Madison is Tom's New York dick buddy.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)