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Dick-and-a-half 

A very long time or long distance.
Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!
Dick-and-a-half by Tarwen March 21, 2019

dick and a half 

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
dick and a half by Kowulz April 11, 2007

dick and a half 

A tool, and very ugly, cocky for no reason too.
TIM IS SUCH A DICK AND A HALF FOR SIGNING OFF ON ME!
dick and a half by aaaaasherr(: December 23, 2009

by a black dick and a half 

By a large margin; a substantial amound
Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."

Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026