A very long time or long distance.
by Tarwen March 21, 2019
A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.
Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
by Rock Cowles March 19, 2007
dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
by Kowulz April 04, 2007
by aaaaasherr(: December 23, 2009
A dick ‘n a half isn’t a dick sewed onto half a dick. It’s actually a term for a dick so large, it transcends time and space. If you tell someone to suck a dick ‘n a half. It means you are telling them that they are the biggest cuck known in all of the multiverse.
by TheToppestBottom October 02, 2019
Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."
Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."
Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."
by RossLikeSauce January 15, 2013