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Dick Wrestle 

Similar to an arm wrestle. Except both people grab onto one penis and try to get it on one side.
He told me I wasn't strong so I beat him in dick wrestle
Dick Wrestle by anonymous April 26, 2022

Canadian Dick Wrestling 

Canadian dick wrestling is a contact sport in which two males produce their genitalia and the first places his penis on a flat surface, such as a table. The other places his penis on top of the first guy's penis. The first person to get a boner loses.
The party got really out of hand, Fred challenged Peterson to Canadian dick wrestling and then he lost.

dick wrestling 

When two penis' are pushed against each other until one penis is forced to slip to the side the winner is the one who's dick stays straight
That was a pretty intense dick wrestling match but it was clear that's drew peacock was the winner
dick wrestling by gstahl October 11, 2015

dick wrestler 

one who has been known to pin dicks into submission, or make them tap out using any means necessary.ex. 1)takin' the dick in the throat, backdoor funpocket, ear, eye socket, armpit, kneepit, palms, cheeks, etc.
" Dude, did you here about donkey?
yeah i heard he took first place in the dick wrestler tournament!!"

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026