dick towel

Using someone's hair on top of their head to wipe one's dick off after having sex.

He used Mary as a dick towel after finishing in the bedroom.

by MerMerSanders December 13, 2010

Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009

Dick chunk towel

The towel that is used to wipe up cum. It's usually the shower towel that's hanging on the rack. Then after you use it to wipe up cum, you hang it back up.

"Awe man, the towel I used after my shower was the dick chunk towel!"

by Kizzygal March 09, 2013

towel dick

1. Someone who will fuck anything.

2. A dude who will fuck any girl regardless if she has an std.

Yo I heard Steve had a towel dick.
Yeah man Steve fucks mad bitches with his towel dick

by towel dick man May 31, 2011