Definitions by Vaginacanyonoriginator

vagina canyon 

We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.

"That man is so deep in his vagina canyon he will never get out"

vagina canyon by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016

Dick tower 

Take the average size of a penis (5.5") and multiply it by the number of men you have had sex with. If you would hurt yourself jumping off of the dick tower then you my friend, are a slut.

"Jane would die if she jumped off of her dick tower "

Dick tower by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016