dick squash
Somebody who is constantly ruining the fun. A person who rarely adds anything positive to the situation.
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dick squishing
1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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