dick squash 

Somebody who is constantly ruining the fun. A person who rarely adds anything positive to the situation.

"Wow, Tyler is such a dick squash. I literally have never been more bummed by a human's presence."

dick squash by Mboyj February 2, 2017

dick squishy 

Adjective to describe a soft, squishy ring of silicon used to rub one out.

My guys dick squishy needs to be retired, I'm constantly walking in on him jerking off with it.

dick squishy by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

dick squishing 

1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.

1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".

dick squishing by lpaper June 14, 2010

squishy dick

when your dick is floppy like a cooked noodle

jimmy had such a squishy dick last night, we couldn't do anything.

squishy dick by limppinkle June 21, 2017