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Dick sand

An undeniably hot guy who’s dick sucks you in easily if you get to close and sucks in anything near or around him with his charm.
a bad or dangerous situation from which it is hard to escape.
"Jessica found her self sinking fast in dick sand after meeting Jeff .”
by Morganna A.J February 5, 2019
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Dick sand

It’s a bunch of ducks that sucks you in slowly like quicksand
Jenni got stuck in some dick sand
by Spacecadet84 November 12, 2025
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sand-dick

When you go swimming and you get sand on you dick immediately afterwards.
doug throws sand at daves crotch, Ha,dude you totally just got sand-dick.
by ghost66 October 20, 2015
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sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.
girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.
by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 19, 2009
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dick sandwich

The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."
Josh: Hey, Mark
Mark: Yea Josh
Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?
Mark: Hell Yea!!!
Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)
by Sterling Forester March 24, 2008
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dicking a dick-sandwich

The term dubbed, "dicking a dick-sandwich" originated in a hotel whereby three 'mates' decided that two of them would press their exposed genitalia against one another, getting erections in order for their dicks to press against one another horizontally in a 2D fashion for the third 'mate' to then insert their dick into the 'sandwich', such as vaginal sex. This methodology is referred to as forming a sandwich, one structured through the building blocks of dicks. This is also known to form a 'tri force of dick', being the limit break most commonly referred to as the 'Dick of Courage Swipe'.

It is sometimes known that the two men forming the 'sandwich' hold their dicks together at their respective bases to strengthen the structure.

Upon explanation of the concept to an exterior source one question was asked,

"Should it not be therefore called fucking a dick-sandwich?"
Upon inquiry this question was swiftly met with the previously discussed answer,
"No, because one is putting ones dick in the aforementioned 'sandwich', therefore eliminating that this could be done without the use of a strap-on by a female."
M1: "Hey, we have been thinking and, do you want to put your dick in between ours?"
M3: "Yes, please form a sandwich with your penises so that I may proceed to fuck the gap."
M2: "So you want to be dicking a dick-sandwich?"
by Endrain April 26, 2016
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Big Dick Sandwich

When hungover and or drunk, and ordering food of any kind thru a drive thru intercom, to throw off the drive thru attendant employee's concentration.
After we woke up, we all went to Jack in the Box and Chris told the drive thru girl he wanted to order a Big Dick Sandwich!
by Chris Randle January 2, 2009
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