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dick rickets

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.
Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"
by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007
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Dick Rockets

When a person suddenly and unintentionally shoots a rocket out of his/her dick then the rocket is classified as a dickrocket
And then suddenly Jake shot multiple dick rockets out of his penis that took out the empire state building.
by thedickrocketeers December 16, 2014
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rickety dick

When a girl is so ugly your dick goes permanently limp
That girl was so ugly she gave me a bad case of rickety dick.
by Dakota & spencer January 7, 2015
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