Literally a pizza made from dick.
Instructions:
Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
Instructions:
Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
by dimdumjim February 24, 2016
by Crispydickpizaa123 November 27, 2016
When a man (or person wearing a strap-on) gapes their partners anus to a diameter of at least 3 inches (7.6 cm) at this point the person who's anus is gaped should be filled with sauce and cheese untill overflowing from the anus (by the person doing the fucking) and fucked untill homogeneous and the fucker finishes. The mixture of semen and cheese and sauce is then placed on a preprepared pizza dough and placed into the oven untill melty and bubbly. Serve with ranch dressing and opptionally truffle butter.
by Ajrhwhxhhrj2jfkf May 21, 2019
Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.
caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"
delivery person: "Huh?"
caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"
delivery person: "Huh?"
by Flobie Jim July 20, 2012
The unexplainable Phenomena that the word "dick" can be completely canceled out by the word "Pizza" with strong emphasis on the "P" in Pizza. (used much like "that's what she said" after your buddy makes a statement)
*Baran throws cold water all over Chase while he is in the shower as a practical joke*
Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"
Baran: "Pizza!"
The Dick-Pizza Phenomena
Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"
Baran: "Pizza!"
The Dick-Pizza Phenomena
by NadWahl September 1, 2008
by Yvng pizza October 11, 2020
by happypizzalemontoast March 26, 2010