dick pie

when a male ejaculates all over a female's face, usually after he has had sex with her or she has given him a blow job.

did you hear that rahul tried to give crissy contraception a dick pie, but he had to go charge his phone instead.

by ah ya, 86 July 04, 2005

Dick Pie

The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.

After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.

From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"

by Stu March 14, 2004

dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.

Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign

by Queenn.driipy December 03, 2016