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Dick Nixon

When you and your closest friends all whip out your cocks to become closer friends
Tim: " I wanna be closer with you guys!"
Paul: Lets do a Dick Nixon!
Sam: Bro wtf is wrong with you im not whipping my cock out
Dick Nixon by Richard_Dickson December 5, 2017

dick nixon

A Dick Nixon is when someone goes down on a guy. When it is time to shoot the load, you shoot it in their eyes so as to blind them. Then you punch them in the nose in order to knock them out. Once they are unconscious, you steal every thing you can grab from their place and get the hell out. If they ever call you out on what you did you are to reply, "I am not a crook!"
Yo Scott, let's go buy some expensive shit! Mary was giving me a blow job the other day and I totally Dick Nixoned her ass. I made it out with her credit card and panties so we're good to go
dick nixon by kujo411 June 22, 2007

Dick Nixon

The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.
Gimme a dick Nixon or else I’ll pop ya hed of

Tricky Dick Nixon 

Verb - when a person is humming and deep throats a person's dick all the way down to the balls. Then once down licks the balls and rapidly shakes their head while trying to sag " I am not a crook"
Man she blew my mind when she gave me a Tricky Dick Nixon !!!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026