A Dick Nixon is when someone goes down on a guy. When it is time to shoot the load, you shoot it in their eyes so as to blind them. Then you punch them in the nose in order to knock them out. Once they are unconscious, you steal every thing you can grab from their place and get the hell out. If they ever call you out on what you did you are to reply, "I am not a crook!"
Yo Scott, let's go buy some expensive shit! Mary was giving me a blow job the other day and I totally Dick Nixoned her ass. I made it out with her credit card and panties so we're good to go
by kujo411 June 01, 2007
Richard Nixon.
Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.
Also used as a reference to the penis.
Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.
Also used as a reference to the penis.
by doktorfunk October 06, 2005
Tim: " I wanna be closer with you guys!"
Paul: Lets do a Dick Nixon!
Sam: Bro wtf is wrong with you im not whipping my cock out
Paul: Lets do a Dick Nixon!
Sam: Bro wtf is wrong with you im not whipping my cock out
by Richard_Dickson December 01, 2017
The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.
by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018
Verb - when a person is humming and deep throats a person's dick all the way down to the balls. Then once down licks the balls and rapidly shakes their head while trying to sag " I am not a crook"
by Presidential gloryhole July 27, 2023