dick mustache 

A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.

He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.

dick mustache by TangClock March 6, 2009

dick mustache 

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph

Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.

dick mustache by Mark VZ April 23, 2006

mustache dick 

a hairy dick

i have a mustache dick

mustache dick by Asshairy September 5, 2017