dick muffin 

a profoundly idiotic asshole with a small muffin penis

dude my dick muffin boss gave some old fag bag my job

dick muffin by giggletits69 June 16, 2011

dick muffin 

(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.

"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"

dick muffin by irrelevent July 3, 2008

Dick Muffin 

the tip of a dick.

"holy shit nice dick muffin!"

Dick Muffin by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011

Dick Muffin 

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

Dick Muffin by gymboy318 October 16, 2019

Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

Muffin dick by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010

Muffin Dick

When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.

Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"

Muffin Dick by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015

Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

Muffin dick by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024