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Dick motion

The amount of physical force required to make a contusion on the forehead region of a friend or significant other with a dick. However, can be of neither. The perfect wedding night gift.
A) "Yo ma negra, what's that big motha fuckin red mark on your forehead?" - Mike Hawk
"My boyfriend hit my forehead with enough dick motion to cause dis mark, what a motha fucking wet back!"

B) For those ladies who woke up in Vegas with a mysterious mark on your forehead that looks like a dick: The man you had fornicated with effectively utilized dick motion as a means of using his dick to brand you.
by Red forehead November 7, 2009
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Dirkmotion

The shit that Dirks does at school. He is considered "fucking legendary" and is better than anyone else. He is extremely sexy and handsome. Every action that Dirks does is praised by all and everyone loves and respects him. When you do the dirkmotion you have the urge to sing Y.M.C.A. by the village people and other sexy shit.
Person A: I see that you've got that dirkmotion.
Dirks: Oh, fuck yeah I do, now bow down and praise your lord and savior.
by DaringDamage December 4, 2017
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