dick moper Share definition Flag When you deny your woman or wife sex, and the next day she mopes about it and doesn't want to leave the house. My wife is such a dick moper sometimes, just because I was too tired to give it to her last night. dick moper by harry wharton April 20, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the dick moper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch