A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.
by SoAS February 02, 2014
1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 09, 2021