dick loogie 

male ejaculate, also referred to as semen, jizz and cum

This chick was slobbin my knob when I shot a dick loogie on her face--she was blind for three hours

dick loogie by Chillmode May 9, 2006

dick loogie 

Dick Loogie is another term for cum shot aka Protein shot aka dick yogurt

She got on her knees and I shot my dick loogie all over her face.

dick loogie by Chillmode May 10, 2006

dick loogie 

Synonym for skid mark, dip shit, and/or ass lick. An inaffectionate term for a person displaying the unrelenting characteristics of a complete and utter douche.

Dude! Quit being such an friggin dick loogie!

dick loogie by Moiski June 16, 2011

dick loogi 

When a man (prior to ejaculation) places the tip of his penis in front of the girls (left or right) nostril then cums therefore shooting a straight line into her nasal cavity and down her throat causing her to cough it up. Much like a regular loogie only its entirely made up of cum instead of mucus. Essentially the reverse version of cummy nose

Example of a dick loogi
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*

dick loogi by EKUL12100 July 28, 2016