dick lightning 

1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.

1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.

dick lightning by Buckwheat Bones September 29, 2011

dick like lightning 

to have a dick like lightning is to not sleep with the same person (usually female) more than once, referring to the saying that lightning doesnt strike the same place twice.

"Can't strike twice man, dick like lightning" - Kota Minyota "P.I.M.P. in E.P.

dick like lightning by X-quisite November 23, 2011

Lightning Dick 

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

Lightning Dick by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021