Dick Jockey

A person That likes to ride a penis like it was a horse.

Collin Farnsworth

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Dick Jockey

A Dick Jockey, is one who would love more than anything to jump on a big cock and ride it, at any time.

Man! Tell that stupid fucking dick jockey to shut his mouth.

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Dick Jockey

slang word used to define a homosexual. meant to parody the word Disc Jockey, the term is often used for 'gays' that enjoy saddling up with a partner of half his size to emulate that of a horse riding jockey. can result in mammoth shit piles similar to race horses.

'boy that dick jockey can shit.'

'did you really do all that shit?'

by anonymousghjjg July 24, 2006

Dick Jockey

A person who rides lots of dicks... just as much as cowboys used to ride horses

That Garrett Miner from NorCal is such a dick jockey!

by Lukedean March 22, 2010

Dick Jockey

a female who likes to ride a dick.

Man #1: Dude i heard you girlfriend was a dick jockey.

Man #2: Yep she was riding my dick all night long.

by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

Dick Jockey

A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.

"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."

by N0ss July 11, 2017

Pin Dick Coon Jockey

The lowest of all human life forms on the planet. This term stems from the adjective "coon" (referring to black people), which is the lowest of all races (White, Mexican, Jewish...etc.). However, black people have two positive attributes that they contribute to society (a large penis and athleticism). The adjective "pin dick" (more commonly stated as "needle dick") eliminates their big dick attribute. Using the noun "jockey" (referring to horse riding jockeys, which are commonly runts of all people) eliminates all athleticism. "Pin Dick Coon Jockey" describes a black person that has a small penis and is small in stature, the lowest of all possible human life forms on the planet.

Fuck you mother fucker, you are a pin dick coon jockey.

by PDCJ Steve May 3, 2008