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dick hicky

When someone sucks the tip of your dick so hard, it bruises. Duh.
Tim: Dude you gave me a dick hicky -- my boyfriend is going to know I'm screwing around now. Argh!

Grady: Sorry man. That sucks.
dick hicky by YourFutureBoss_Maybe November 22, 2013
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dick hickey 

When a chick sucks on the side, or tip, of your dick leaving a red mark.
I dragged this chick home from the club last night but she gave me a fuking dick hickey
dick hickey by BLEST24 June 7, 2007

dick hickey 

it’s a fucking dick hickey bro
#dick #dickey #hickey #dick hickey
dick hickey by dick hickeys May 4, 2019

dick hickey 

When making out with a girl your dick is so hard for so long that when you are done you have left a bruise in the shape of your cock on her inner thigh.
"Hey man, did you guys do it last night?"
"Nah, but we made out for so long that I gave her a dick hickey."
"Pussy."
dick hickey by J-Roe December 18, 2009

dick hickey 

when a fat fukin chick thinks your cock is a nice juicy ballpark frank and sucks on it like she hasn't eaten in 5 whole minutes leaving bite or lipstick marks around your johnson.
you fugly bitch, who would put relish on a cock
dick hickey by jerk_off_janitor July 31, 2005

Dick Hick 

"Wow isn't Brad such a dick hick?"
"Yea he's rude and stupid"
Dick Hick by spidermanreposts November 24, 2014

Hickey Dick 

When you get felatio and the girl (or boy) sucks just a little too hard and you get a hickey on your dicky.
Dude she blew me so hard last night I now have a hickey dick
Hickey Dick by Smishles December 27, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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