Top definition
someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.
ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal
by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009
Get the mug
Get a dick goblin mug for your daughter Helena.
2
someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.
"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"
by Amunis_X April 10, 2017
Get the mug
Get a dick goblin mug for your guy Jerry.
3
1. a person who is gay

2. a being that lives on a mans testicles ( could be crabs who knows)
1. brighton and hove albian fans or dick goblins

2. errr i just found a dick goblin on my balls
by gx1029384756 December 21, 2007
Get the mug
Get a dick goblin mug for your bunkmate Jerry.