The Dick Goblin

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.

I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.

by Smasherman August 16, 2008

Anticock Craving Serum

a solution given to dick goblins to relieve their otherwise uncontrollable cravings for penis

The Dick Goblin won't stop calling me. I think she ran out of anticock craving serum.

by Smasherman August 16, 2008