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Giggle Dick 

Your funny bone, in the metamorhpical sense.
"Man, watching eric andre really wanks my giggle dick"
Giggle Dick by TheBeerdGuy October 14, 2019

dick gaggle

A gaggle of dicks; meaning a disorderly group of dicks. Sometimes incorrectly called a bunch of assholes.
"A bunch of assholes live on this street."

"No, I wouldn't say that. It's more like a dick gaggle."
dick gaggle by v.kernel October 28, 2013

giggly-dick 

When one laughs so hard while urinating that they end up waving their dick around and pissing in/on everything but the toilet bowl
Guy1: Oh... you giggly-dick
Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all
giggly-dick by LarryVR March 18, 2007

Dickgiggle 

The pain you feel when you have to pee but are sitting passenger in your friends car and they mess with you while they drive I hitting the brakes or going over bumps knowing that you can't go pee right that second.
My friends are assholes I have to pee so bad they keep hitting the breaks and giving me dickgiggles.
Dickgiggle by The OGAK December 10, 2017

dickjiggler 

Bro 1: Jerry was wearing spangly shoes today.

Bro 2: I know, he must be a dickjiggler
dickjiggler by its-dox December 9, 2012

DickNiggler 

A dirty man, that pretends to be a player.
Man who thinks he knows all, but really knows nothing.
You little Dickniggler
DickNiggler by 6Kes9 February 9, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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