Dick Funk 

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

Dick Funk by SMD111 July 10, 2017

Dick Funk 

A close relation to Swamp Nuts exempt the penis has a funky odor.

I really liked my ex boyfriend but we broke up because he had serious Dick Funk

Dick Funk by SMD111 July 2, 2017

dick funk 

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

dick funk by mattpacer May 16, 2016

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

the funky magic dick party by thiccjim March 5, 2024

dickfunkus 

one ugly motherfucker with a dick for a nose.

I don"t know who the dickfunkus is.

dickfunkus by fuc.stick May 3, 2018