Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk
Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad
by SMD111 July 10, 2017
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Dick Funk

A close relation to Swamp Nuts exempt the penis has a funky odor.
I really liked my ex boyfriend but we broke up because he had serious Dick Funk
by SMD111 July 02, 2017
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dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin
Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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