dick fungus

A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.

"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"

dick fungus by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008

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Fungus Dick Jew

A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.

Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?

Fungus Dick Jew by deicideDecoded October 8, 2016

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Dickfungus

When you fick a mushim in the forest then gives it to his girlfriend then she trips balls and her head fucking explodes

I fucked a mushroom and my girl ate it dickfungus

Dickfungus by Fat faggot January 11, 2021

dickfunkus

one ugly motherfucker with a dick for a nose.

I don"t know who the dickfunkus is.

dickfunkus by fuc.stick May 3, 2018

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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