dick fungus 

A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.

"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"

dick fungus by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008

Fungus Dick Jew

A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.

Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?

Fungus Dick Jew by deicideDecoded October 8, 2016

Dickfungus 

When you fick a mushim in the forest then gives it to his girlfriend then she trips balls and her head fucking explodes

I fucked a mushroom and my girl ate it dickfungus

Dickfungus by Fat faggot January 11, 2021

dickfunkus 

one ugly motherfucker with a dick for a nose.

I don"t know who the dickfunkus is.

dickfunkus by fuc.stick May 3, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004