Dickfungus
When you fick a mushim in the forest then gives it to his girlfriend then she trips balls and her head fucking explodes
Dickfungus by Fat faggot January 11, 2021
dick fungus
A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.
"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"
dick fungus by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008
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