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dick fell off

phrase used when you do something so good to get back at an ex. typically used when you pop off on insta so hard that you are leaving your ex absolutely shook. a phrase used in only the most sh00k situations, usually with the purpose of adding emphasis.
friend 1: “biiiiitch did u see my recent ig pic??”

friend 2: “ya hoe, literally his dick fell off”

friend 3: “literally FLEW off”
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My dick fell off 

"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam
My dick fell off by Ghee boy March 7, 2019

ma dick fell off bitch 

When u don't want to go out with someone say "my dick fell of bitch".
Them: Would u go out with me
Me: Ma dick fell off bitch

My dick fell off 

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"
"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"
My dick fell off by MexicanMandingo October 15, 2016

My dick fell ofF 

When a dick falls of your ball sack

My dick fell off 

"That's me!"

- Butters

Mah dick fell off 

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