dick eyes 

when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a dick

Yo that bitch has some major dick eyes

dick eyes by maggs November 29, 2004

dick-eyes 

A person which could in other more civilized times, be termed a "Goon"

"Hey Who is the dick-eyes?"

"Oh, he's Harmless. merely a hired Goon"

dick-eyes by Davies G March 25, 2008

dick sucking eyes

girls who have extremely sexy eyes that would look great looking up at you giving you a bj

Brad: Damn, Carmen Electra has amazing eyes.

Tom: She's got dick sucking eyes.

dick sucking eyes by iceboxsurprise1111 August 20, 2009

VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)

A condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck dick. VDSE is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. VDSE is not contagious.

"Dude, what's wrong with that chick?"
"Nothing man, she's totally hot"
"But dude, those eyes..."
"Fuck, she's totally got VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)"
"What's VDSE?"
"Vapid Dick Sucking Eyes, ask your doctor about it."

VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes) by The Polemic June 13, 2013

dick sucking eyes

An adult male with eyes that give you the creeps or are overly effeminate.

Tom: Something has always bugged me about Patrick Swayze.

Hank: It's because he has dick sucking eyes.

dick sucking eyes by Witworth March 3, 2010

Eyes are bigger than your dick 

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

Eyes are bigger than your dick by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017

have the eyes like a dick hole 

This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.

Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!

I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?

Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...

have the eyes like a dick hole by Stephanie37 July 5, 2008