A condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck dick. VDSE is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. VDSE is not contagious.

"Dude, what's wrong with that chick?"
"Nothing man, she's totally hot"
"But dude, those eyes..."
"Fuck, she's totally got VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)"
"What's VDSE?"
"Vapid Dick Sucking Eyes, ask your doctor about it."

VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes) by The Polemic June 13, 2013

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dick sucking eyes

An adult male with eyes that give you the creeps or are overly effeminate.

Tom: Something has always bugged me about Patrick Swayze.

Hank: It's because he has dick sucking eyes.

dick sucking eyes by Witworth March 3, 2010

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Eyes are bigger than your dick

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

Eyes are bigger than your dick by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017

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have the eyes like a dick hole

This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.

Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!

I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?

Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...

have the eyes like a dick hole by Stephanie37 July 5, 2008

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