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dick dialed 

Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.
Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.

Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.

Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.
dick dialed by Shoshy April 3, 2019
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Dick-dialed 

Calling someone, you’d otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex
Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed
Dick-dialed by eric_h June 17, 2022

dickdialed 

when someone calls you on their cell phone while it's in their pocket and it randomly calls someone. you sir/or madam...are dickdialed.
dude..last night you called me and i picked up..you never answered and i heard your whole conversation. You totally "dickdialed" me.
dickdialed by tnanow dot com December 21, 2008