dick dancing

When you twist your penis with another into a well taught knot. Then, you and your teamate pour olive oil over them, crank up some dubstep, blindfold eachother, and attempt to undue the knot.

Last night Brandon and I went dick dancing! Omg, it took forever to unwind our penises. I wish we hadn't used a butterfly knot

dick dancing by TheJabberJay February 21, 2015

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Dick dancing for harambe

The act of swinging ones cock in honour and pleasure of harambe

I'm dick dancing for harambe

Dick dancing for harambe by Matt21503 September 16, 2016

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danish dick dancing

What people in NSFW Facebook groups look up because i told ya to

Danish dick dancing...look it up.

danish dick dancing by TedNugentWatchesYouPee July 4, 2023

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dancing on my dick

fucking a lot without giving a brothas penis much time to relax.

Man,In my thirties I, was dancing on my dick.

dancing on my dick by GHerringbone December 29, 2015

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Dicktancing

Refraining from any sexual activity during the Corona Virus Pandemic and to keep safe distance from dicks particularly.

Karen: hey! You seeing Joey tonight ?

Jessica: mmmm nah girl, I told him we need some dicktancing during this rona quarantine!

Dicktancing by Realellie April 7, 2020

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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