dick cob 

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

dick cob by Derpflapper July 17, 2017

cob-dick 

a variation of chode meaning that the shape of someone's dick is that of a corn cob

Troy:Hey Kev how'd your date go last nite?

Kev: not so good troy my cob-dick lacked the penatration capabilites so i just pulled my pants up and went home

cob-dick by [SGT]Raptor August 10, 2009

cobweb dick 

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.

"hey cobweb dick"

cobweb dick by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009

Cobra Dick 

When the head of the penis while erected is bent downward so that it resembles a Cobra head when ready to strike.

Look at Carlos' cobra dick. It looks like a damn cobras head with the way it's bent!

Cobra Dick by Demolix September 10, 2011

Cobra Dick 

A penis that has been caught in A Zip and has split the foreskin. When a woman gently blows (blows air)the forskin opens like a Cobra when about to attack.

As Toby ran naked down the street, his cobra dick was flapping every where.

Cobra Dick by Bergo November 20, 2007

coby dick 

The lead vocalist for band PAPA ROACH.
Its short for Jocoby Shaddix

That coby dick sure is a chubby one, but damn is he hot!

coby dick by wanka August 23, 2003